The following is from the City Weekly, September 10, 2009 by Bill Frost
The Obama Ocho
Eight signs your child was brainwashed by Barack Obama’s school speech on Tuesday:
8. Instead of asking “Where’s his birth certificate?” he asks, “Where’s your high school diploma?”
7. She’s full of impossible ideas like a “career” and having fewer than eight babies.
6. He’s exhibiting Socialist tendencies, like sharing and playing with toy fire trucks.
5. She dares to ask over dinner, “What if Obama’s not the Antichrist? Can we turn the basement bunker into a play room?”
4. Instead of wanting to go to soccer practice Saturday morning, he asks “So, where’s the local farmers’ market?”
3. She switches the car radio from Radio Disney to NPR or, worse, jazz.
2. He’s demanding universal health care for his new ferret, which he’s named “Snarl Marx.”
1. She quotes Keith Olbermann and Rachael Maddow more than Jesus and Sean Hannity
Where am I going wrong?
ReplyDeleteI would rather go to a farmers market than 'soccer practice',I feel it is important that my children get an education BEFORE they start reproducing and I named one of my children's teddy bears Marx ......YET..... Barack Obama's administration fills me with dread!
I have this fear of waking up one morning to the news
'The shit hath hitith the fan... ith'.
Oh and I HATE JAZZ but perhaps that is an ex-husband thing!