It's Not a Full Moon, so What's Going On?

Craziness abounds in my life these days and I'm not sure what's going on.

Yesterday I was online chatting to a man that I've known for about 4 years. He told me that he was in town on leave and said "it would be more fun if I had your hot body on top of mine!" HAHAHA This made me laugh so hard and I had no idea how to respond but to laugh at him. This guy is so hot but one of those men that you would never be with because you would feel so inferior and self conscious. He wasn't impressed with my laughing at him and quickly logged off. Oh well.

Then, today, I was at the gas station for a quicky. Just $10 of gas. Should have been in and out of there in just a couple of minutes. But, NOOO...I got sidetracked.

As I'm getting out of the car a very attractive man pulled up into the space next to mine. He nodded in my direction and I nodded back. A minute or so later he asks me "What would you call this place?" I'm thinking to myself, 'a gas station'. But, I held my tongue and said "what do you mean?" Like, what part of town is it? "Oh, West Valley, Glendale area". "Where is Rose Park?" "Just down the road a little bit." "What about the Rose Park golf course?" "Just keep heading down Redwood Road and you'll see it on your right."
I
of course assumed the conversation was over. The gas station is not a social gathering spot. One goes to the gas station, fills up the car and leaves. Even when you see people you know you rarely sit and chat with them. It just seems odd.

But, I was wrong. He continued asking me questions, getting more personal; are you from around here? Did you grow up here? Do you like it here? Why are all the women so conservative here? What's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done? What's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done with a guy?

Hold on!! What? I don't know you, I don't know your name. There's probably no one who knows the most spontaneous thing I've done with a guy, that's none of your business. Again, just like the day before I just started laughing. I told hi jum that I don't know him and I'm not going to discuss it with him. He then asked me if I lived close by and said "Let's go over to your place and fool around."

WHAT?!?!? Are my ears playing tricks on me? Did a total stranger just ask me, at the gas station, to take him to my place and fuck him?!?!? I burst out laughing and told him no. "Come on, look at you, you're so hot! And look at those, are they real?" Again, laughter and I affirmed that they are indeed real. "Come on, you know it would be fun. It's been three weeks since I've had any and I'm dying and you are soooooo hot." hahaha

At this point I realize that there is no gas going into my car. It hadn't even started pumping. I go over to figure out what is wrong and then go inside to sort it out. When I come out, he's sitting in his truck and said "come here" I walked over "I'm going to give it one more try. You've gotten me so hot, aren't you even a little bit hot? Doesn't the idea turn you on just a little bit? It would be a great story" hahaha "It already is a great story" "You can make it a little bit better". I again told him no and then he said "Well, do me one thing, go over to your car and pretend that you're getting into it and bend over just for me".

Oh dear God! Is he serious? I just laughed and walked away. I hope I didn't burst this guys ego but, it was very flattering to think that a total stranger thought I was attractive. Good luck to him with his odd approach is what I have to say.

I guess I'm exuding some level of confidence and sexiness because just a few minutes later another guy pulled up and started talking to me as well. This is all new to me and has never happened. I guess I need to learn how to respond to such encounters instead of laughing in their faces. Or perhaps it's just the heels I'm wearing today. Who knows.